Lyrics
When I got married, I didn’t know the rules
That sweet little angel said she’d always be true
You know the good things never seem to last
And now our divorce is coming to pass.
When my darlin’ left, you know that I cried
But now the little vampire is bleeding me dry
She’s taking me to court and she’s going for broke
My friends say I’m lucky if I’m left with my coat
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You know how to make a bad thing worse
First you hit me in the heart, then you steal away my purse
Keep it up baby gonna find me in a hearse
You know how to make a bad thing worse.
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She’s got a lawyer who’s lower than any snake
She’s got a friend who thinks men are just a mistake
And her mom who never liked me any way
Is thinking she’ll retire on my future pay.
She’s asking for the house, she’s driving in my car
She wants to take my dog but that’s going too far
But then I see the thing that I can’t understand
She’s standing with her lawyer and she’s holding his hand.
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